2004/07/25

"Guys Gone Wild"?

Salon.com is running a story about Guys Gone Wild, a spin-off of the Girls Gone Wild franchise. While the company that produced Guys Gone Wild fervently maintains that the indended audience are straight women, the consensus is that it's really a gay porn. Salon.com's reviewers didn't sound like they bought into the company's claim.

Here's an excerpt:

Nathan: OK, first of all, do straight guys shave their pubic hair like that?
Jen: That's gay.
Nathan: Super gay. That guy's shaved too. Maybe straight guys are doing this now.
Jen: No.


The article goes on to inform the readers that the makers of Girls Gone Wild "has sold $100 million worth of DVDs." Who's buying these craps? Judging from the late-night informercials, Girls Gone Wild is very, very boring, has lower T&A per minute than most shows on Showcase, and only features people in dire need of extensive plastic surgeries.

Here's another excerpt:

Jen: Oh yeah. And look at his tiny little penis! This one looks like he knows what he's doing. He's totally a stripper. OK, and why is it that men make that move?
Nathan: What move?
Jen: That shaking-the-dick-around move.
Nathan: Dunno. Again with the shaved pubes!
...
Nathan: And these are not manly men. They're man-boys. That's much more the erotic territory of the homo. Look: shaved again. Now they're doing "dick tricks." And it looks like the girls behind the camera are into the ass slapping too. Are you into ass? Are girls into guy ass?


So, uhh, well, what's with the "dick trick" stuff? People do this? That's just disturbing.

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